Quote #2641
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made...
Quote #7820
When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares...
Quote #22143
We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as...
Quote #14303
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
Quote #14502
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Quote #8135
God is really only another artist, he made the elephat, giraffe and cat. He...
Quote #34023
I am…blood. That primordial ooze. Not out there, listeners, in here. Inside this skin...
Quote #12299
Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.
Quote #14424
The dread of evil is a much more forcible principle of human actions than...
Quote #1927
Trust men and they will be true to you; treat them greatly, and they...