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God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
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Every man is wise when attacked by a mad dog; fewer when pursued by...
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Although we were sent into a failing world, we were not sent to fail.
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The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering...
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It isn’t necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
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Hamlet Do you see yonder cloud that’s almost in shape of a camel Polonius...
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I hate women because they always know where things are.
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The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at...
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Class is material consumed.