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Aristotle was once asked what those who tell lies gain by it. Said he,...
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By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually...
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The Universe may be as great as they say. But it wouldn’t be missed...
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Happy If I saw myself dressed like that, I’d have to kick my own...
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Madonna is just a hooker that doesn’t get paid.
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It’s a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you...
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I rely on my personality for birth control.
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Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to...
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The best things in life aren’t things.
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There are men that will make you books, and turn them loose into the...