Quote #24849
A dying man needs to dye, as a sleepy man needs to sleep, and...
Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #25345
The skylines lit up at dead of night, the air-conditioning systems cooling empty hotels...
Quote #8540
Keep true to the dreams of thy youth.
Quote #19291
The reason that there are so few good books written is that so few...
Quote #14556
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Quote #12439
The Earth is the Cradle of the Mind — but one cannot eternally live...
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If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl,...
Quote #704
Life is a long lesson in humility.
Quote #3441
Is it the Fourth?