Quote #9454
I have spent most of my time worrying about thigs that have never happened.
Quote #13463
When angry, count ten before you speak; if very angry, a hundred.
Quote #32497
He’s the kind of a guy who lights up a room just by flicking...
Quote #28303
Whenever anyone says ‘I can’t,’ it makes me wish he’d get stung to death...
Quote #1839
There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist- the taxidermist leaves...
Quote #11811
Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
Quote #10787
If you want to imagine the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human...
Quote #23696
It is an illusion that youth is happy, an illusion of those who have...
Quote #32325
Use disappointments as material for patience.
Quote #34038
The world is round it has no point.