Quote #13116
Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant “idiot”.
Quote #13672
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
Quote #7141
The wise man is he who knows the relative value of things.
Quote #31119
Allow me someday to touch you.The way that you’ve all touched me.
Quote #25677
It’s tough watching a good idea lose because its backers are less eloquent or...
Quote #762
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
Quote #21777
Bed is the poor man’s opera.
Quote #26942
Golf is like a love affair if you don’t take it seriously, it’s no...
Quote #12853
No man who has once heartily and wholly laughed can be altogether irreclaimably bad.
Quote #13597
Free speech is intended to protect the controversial and even outrageous word; and not...