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Happiness is not achieved by the conscious pursuit of happiness it is generally the...
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Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
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Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is...
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The two most beautiful words in the English language are “check enclosed.’
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Patience has its limits. Take it too far, and it’s cowardice.
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Before a man can wake up and find himself famous he has to wake...
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Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be...
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Cheerfulness, it would appear, is a matter which depends fully as much on the...
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There is no law against composing music when one has no ideas whatsoever. The...
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you...