Quote #28319
Sometimes I think I’d be better off dead. No, wait. Not me, you.
Quote #24774
Some pray to marry the man they love, my prayer will somewhat vary I...
Quote #23622
Begin at once to live, and count each separate day as a separate life.
Quote #26878
The point of quotations is that one can use another’s words to be insulting.
Quote #13332
Life was a funny thing that occured on the way to the grave.
Quote #2536
A pessimist thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.
Quote #6165
Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the...
Quote #42
All phone calls are obscene.
Quote #24574
Nothing is really so poor and melancholy as art that is interested in itself...
Quote #6098
A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell...