Quote #26856
You’ve never been lost until you’ve been lost at Mach 3.
Quote #11191
A good son makes a good husband.
Quote #19105
Know how sublime a thing is to suffer and be strong.
Quote #1874
Wife: one who is sorry she did it, but would undoubtedly do it again.
Quote #8684
A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not...
Quote #20413
The universe seems bankrupt as soon as we begin to discuss the characters of...
Quote #11948
The President can bomb anybody he likes.
Quote #22682
If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with...
Quote #3288
Government expands to absorb revenue – and then some.
Quote #11101
Our deeds are like children that are born to us; they live and act...