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Sometimes being a friend means mastering the art of timing. There is a time...
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Character is what you are when no one is looking.
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Death be not proud, though some have called thee Mighty and dreadfull, for thou...
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Thou shouldst eat to live not live to eat.
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The eye of a human being is a microscope, which makes the world seem...
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The primary purpose of education is not to teach you to earn your bread,...
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Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
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You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far...
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The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow.
Quote #2397
It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man.