Quote #270
When shit becomes valuable, the poor will be born without assholes.
Quote #17184
I thought to myself, ‘I am wiser than this man neither of us knows...
Quote #23581
It is well to be born either a king or a fool.
Quote #8445
Grasp the subject, the words will follow.
Quote #18602
T-Bird You know, Lake Eerie actually caught on fire once from all the crap...
Quote #19735
Merrill Morgan, this crop stuff is just about a bunch of nerds who never...
Quote #32989
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
Quote #1572
A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a...
Quote #18816
Yesterday is but today’s memory, and tomorrow is today’s dream.
Quote #1322
Thanksgiving is a typically American holiday…The lavish meal is a symbol of the fact...