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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress....
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Certain brief sentences are peerless in their ability to give one the feeling that...
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When you give up drinking, you have to deal with that wonderful personality that...
Quote #22266
Integrity has no need of rules.
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It’s too bad I’m not as wonderful a person as people say I am,...
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Blow, blow, thou winter wind Thou art not so unkind, As man’s ingratitude.
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Wealth is not of necessity a curse, nor poverty a blessing. Wholesome and easy...
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Love won’t be tampered with, love won’t go away. Push it to one side...
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When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or...