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I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven’t got the guts...
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Their the waiters’ eyes sparkled and their pencils flew as she proceeded to eviscerate...
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee and I’ll forgive Thy great big...
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The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
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This duality has been reflected in classical as well as modern literature as reason...
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Innovation is the creation of the new, Or the re-arranging of the old in...
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Few things are impracticable in themselves; and it is for want of application, rather...
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Science and religion no more contradict each other than light and electricity.
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There is no gathering the rose without being pricked by the thorns.
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If you would be known, and not know, vegetate in a village; If you...