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There are two ways to slide easily through life to believe everything or to...
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I try to make everyone’s day just a little more surreal.
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There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they...
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In everyone’s life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then...
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A university anywhere can aim no higher than to be as British as possible...
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I know half the money I spend on advertising is wasted. Now, if I...
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The aim of art, the aim of a life can only be to increase...
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No man is allowed to be a judge in his own cause, because his...
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Life is too complicated not to be orderly.