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Society is now one polished horde, — Formed of two mighty tribes, the Bores...
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If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as...
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People are the common denominator of progress. So… no improvement is possible with unimproved...
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The safest way to double your money is to fold over once and put...
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All of us could take a lesson from the weather, it pays no attention...
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Find ecstasy in life the mere sense of living is joy enough.
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You ask me why I do not write something….I think one’s feelings waste themselves...
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A kiss, is the physical transgression of the mental connection which has already taken...
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Good seamanship is recovering from an incident at sea. Great seamanship is avoiding an...