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Any man with a moderate income can afford to buy more books than he...
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In matters of religion and matrimony I never give any advice because I will...
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We don’t make mistakes here, we just have happy accidents. – from the Joy...
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A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his...
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I searched for God and found only myself. I searched for myself and found...
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The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
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A man does not sin by commission only, but often by ommission.
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If you don’t change your beliefs, your life will be like this forever. Is...
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Love and eggs are best when they are fresh.
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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think...