Quote #7826
There are three principal ways to lose money: wine, women, and engineers. While the...
Quote #26414
Success produces success, just as money produces money.
Quote #33024
Because of Christ’s resurrection–and His guarantee that He will resurrect all who believe in...
Quote #31093
The simple act of paying attention can take you a long way.
Quote #31411
Parents like the idea of kids, they just don’t like their kids.
Quote #29281
Look at the bow in the cloud, in the very rain itself. That is...
Quote #12596
In the end, everything is a gag.
Quote #32851
Crude classifications and false generalizations are the curse of the organized life.
Quote #32770
I’m very pleased with each advancing year. It stems back to when I was...
Quote #27761
Once you get people laughing, they’re listening and you can tell them almost anything.