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Money won’t buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research...
Quote #16603
This administration here and now declares unconditional war on poverty.
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The world is divided into people who do things and people who get the...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #27824
True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable.
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Some are kissing mothers and some are scolding mothers, but it is love just...
Quote #2541
Our ignorance of history makes us libel our own times. People have always been...
Quote #1874
Wife: one who is sorry she did it, but would undoubtedly do it again.
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Nothing discernable to the eye of the spirit is more brilliant or obscure than...
Quote #20304
When love is in excess it brings a man nor honor nor any worthiness.