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The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
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Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
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Today I live in the quiet, joyous expectation of good.
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Much of the social history of the Western world over the past three decades...
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Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is a nobler art of...
Quote #13680
Skill and confidence are an unconquered army.
Quote #14493
Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.
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I don’t know much about being a millionaire, but I’ll bet I’d be darling...
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Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath.
Quote #29658
No man ought to lay a cross upon himself, or to adopt tribulation, as...