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The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be,...
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It doesn’t do good to open doors for someone who doesn’t have the price...
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The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world...
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There is a wide world out there, my friend, full of pain, but filled...
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Someday we’ll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.
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Explain it as we may, a martial strain will urge a man into the...
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Comedy is acting out optimism.
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The Joker Never rub another man’s rhubarb.
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Were we faultless, we would not derive such satisfaction from remarking the faults of...
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Discretion is the perfection of reason, and a guide to us in all the...