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Where duty is plain, delay is both foolish and hazardous where it is not,...
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Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
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The proposition that the people are the best keepers of their own liberties is...
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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
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Sport is imposing order on what was chaos.
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There is no nonsense so errant that it cannot be made the creed of...
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Every man should keep a fair-sized cemetery in which to bury the faults of...
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Poor is the man whose pleasures depend on the permission of another.
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My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
Quote #30954
The greater love is a mother’s then comes a dog’s then a sweetheart’s.