Quote #3788
“A penny for your thoughts?” “A dollar for your death.”
Quote #28959
To this end was I born, and for this cause came I into the...
Quote #835
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Quote #26306
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #26391
The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed...
Quote #31127
Calamity is the test of integrity.
Quote #13599
Quarrels would not last long if the fault were only on one side.
Quote #13849
God gave us memory so that we might have roses in December.
Quote #5417
Sooner or later we all quote our mothers.
Quote #34669
I’m too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people...