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As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices take it, or leave...
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If they give you ruled paper, write the other way.
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War will never cease until babies begin to come into the world with larger...
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Friendship often ends in love but love in friendship–never.
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A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus.
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From their experience or from the recorded experience of others (history), men learn only...
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I won’t have you electioneering on my doorstep. Every time you get in trouble...
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A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is...
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To me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re kinda scary. I’ve wondered where this...
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The service you do for others is the rent you pay for the time...