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We do not know what we want and yet we are responsible for what...
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
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For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
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Keep on going and the chances are you will stumble on something, perhaps when...
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A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with...
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It is better to risk saving a guilty person than to condemn an innocent...
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Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
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The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious...
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Every man has his follies — and often they are the most interesting thing...
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Spare minutes are the Gold-dust of time; the portions of life most fruitful in...