Quote #26492
It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.
Quote #26577
Fanatic. One who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject.
Quote #21481
Crime is naught but misdirected energy.
Quote #14838
He that is not open to conviction, is not qualified for discussion.
Quote #34113
Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
Quote #15368
Beware of him who hates the laugh of a child.
Quote #21732
I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with a...
Quote #13998
Love is my Sword, Goodness my Armor, And Humor my Shield.
Quote #9472
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a...
Quote #14696
There is no such thing as pure pleasure; some anxiety always goes with it.