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Fettucine Alfredo is just Macaroni and cheese for adults
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The human race may well become extinct before the end of the century.
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Love feels no burden, thinks nothing of trouble, attempts what is above its strength,...
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The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.
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I have perfumed my bed with myrrh, aloes, and cinnamon. Come, let us take...
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If men could regard the events of their own lives with more open minds,...
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be...
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Do you realize if it weren’t for Edison we’d be watching TV by candlelight
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Patience serves as a protection against wrongs as clothes do against cold. For if...
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Sometimes it’s hard to avoid the happiness of others.