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I guess I kinda lost control, because in the middle of the play I...
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Good luck beats early rising.
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Perhaps the most delightful friendships are those in which there is much agreement, much...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Do not stand in a place of danger trusting in miracles.
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Our American past always speaks to us with two voices the voice of the...
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No matter how dull, or how mean, or how wise a man is, he...
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So little time, so little to do.
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It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones...
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Modern man must descend the spiral of his own absurdity to the lowest point...