Quote #10245
Between the wish and the thing life lies waiting.
Quote #13378
The more I see of men, the better I like dogs.
Quote #13462
It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is...
Quote #12274
Life is too important to be taken seriously.
Quote #6053
No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that...
Quote #5047
At points of clarity, I realize that my life on earth is meaningless, and...
Quote #32213
Living next to you is in some ways like sleeping with an elephant. No...
Quote #3802
The danger from computers is not that they will eventually get as smart as...
Quote #19667
Anger is never without a reason but seldom a good one.
Quote #19090
You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.