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They say a person needs just three things to be truly happy in this...
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I’m a born-again atheist.
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Intellectuals are the most intolerant of all people.
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Audacious ribald: your laughter will finish in hideous boredom before morning.
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How blessed and amazing are God’s gifts, dear friends Life with immortality, splendor with...
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Having a thirteen-year-old in the family is like having a general-admission ticket to the...
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Laughter is complete rapture vocalized.
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You wake up in the morning, and your purse is magically filled with twenty-four...
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A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
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He’s turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he’s...