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No one can persuade another to change. Each of us guards a gate of...
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Television enables you to be entertained in your home by people you wouldn’t have...
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Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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Fate is nothing but the deeds committed in a prior state of existence.
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New York: A third-rate Babylon.
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Only sick music makes money today.
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He who praises everybody, praises nobody.
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Gratitude is born in hearts that take time to count up past mercies.
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Racism, pollution and the rest of it are themselves very close to extinction.
Quote #18260
Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.