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The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
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They tell you that you’ll lose your mind when you grow older. What they...
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Do you know what a pessimist is A man who thinks everybody is as...
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Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel...
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We was robbed!
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I pay very little regard…to what any young person says on the subject of...
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You can’t win at everything, but you can laugh at everything.
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The simple solution for disappointment depression Get up and get moving. Physically move. Do....
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God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.