Quote #3873
I no longer prepare food or drink with more than one ingredient.
Quote #2194
The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative.
Quote #3209
When solving a “panic” you must first ask yourself what you were doing that...
Quote #20978
I will wear my heart upon my sleeve For daws to peck at.
Quote #3025
Sometimes a fool makes a good suggestion.
Quote #18633
Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
Quote #22464
To the good listener, half a word is enough.
Quote #21948
The things that will destroy America are prosperity-at-any-price, safety-first instead of duty-first, the love...
Quote #1868
I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
Quote #15555
A good name, like good will, is attained by many actions and may be...