Quote #3146
Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than on all other...
Quote #22413
Nothing is easier than the expenditure of public money. It doesn’t appear to belong...
Quote #114
The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference...
Quote #19928
Acquaintance, n. A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not...
Quote #25676
People who’ve had happy childhoods are wonderful, but they’re bland… An unhappy childhood compels...
Quote #12934
I refuse to be labeled immoral merely because I am godless.
Quote #34184
Obviously crime pays, or there’d be no crime.
Quote #27074
There is a kind of pleasure which comes from sacrilege or the profanation of...
Quote #31601
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.
Quote #5948
Fortune favors the bold.