Quote #6686
Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.
Quote #21580
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is to...
Quote #23501
Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Quote #17942
Consider pleasures as they depart, not as they come.
Quote #24756
A mother never realizes that her children are no longer children.
Quote #18892
The past always looks better than it was. It’s only pleasant because it isn’t...
Quote #10695
Never argue with a fool. Someone watching may not be able to tell the...
Quote #3698
Politics is made up largely of irrelevancies.
Quote #17799
A man with a new idea is a crank — until the idea succeeds.
Quote #7492
Irresponsible power is inconsistent with liberty, and must corrupt those who exercise it.