Quote #14579
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
Quote #12208
The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that...
Quote #1983
Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends
Quote #25525
The man who listens to Reason is lost reason enslaves all whose minds are...
Quote #5125
I walk ahead of myself in perpetual expectancy of miracles.
Quote #28160
To me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re kinda scary. I’ve wondered where this...
Quote #31458
Do more than you’re supposed to do and you can have or be or...
Quote #2821
Anybody who has listened to certain kinds of music, or read certain kinds of...
Quote #22984
When you’re a lawyer, you expect your client to lie to you, but not...
Quote #4626
A liar should have a good memory.