Quote #301
We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
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They tell me I have got a mind of my own, but sometimes it’s...
Quote #14037
An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist...
Quote #24368
The Church says that the Earth is flat, but I know that it is...
Quote #20151
Difficulty is the excuse history never accepts.
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Life’s dirty. Life’s unclean you know. It’s birth, it’s sex, it’s the intestinal tract....
Quote #5798
Genius is only a greater aptitude for patience.
Quote #31325
Acceptance of dissent is the fundamental requirement of a free society.
Quote #11482
Everybody has been young before, but not everybody has been old before.
Quote #3139
One should never know too precisely whom one has married.