Quote #2341
A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which...
Quote #9946
Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through...
Quote #3149
She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
Quote #16345
There is not a flower or bird in sight, only a small screen on...
Quote #24939
The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing, in so far as...
Quote #20055
Everything is worth what its purchaser will pay for it.
Quote #29119
When you go in search of honey you must expect to be stung by...
Quote #5290
The quality will remain when the price is forgotten.
Quote #3568
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors and...
Quote #24921
Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear.