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When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you...
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Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still...
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You start out giving your hat, then you give your coat, then your shirt,...
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I know what pleasure is, for I have done good work.
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Falsehood is never so successful as when she baits her hook with truth, and...
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You cannot live a perfect day without doing something for someone who will never...
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May your walls know joy May every room hold laughter and every window open...
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them...
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God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
Quote #3666
I was not lying. I said things that later on seemed to be untrue.