Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #13519
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #12879
Be comforted, dear soul! There is always light behind the clouds.
Quote #32727
Life is a continual upgrade.
Quote #25934
The best computer is a man, and it’s the only one that can be...
Quote #16418
A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he...
Quote #11473
Enlighten the people, generally, and tyranny and oppressions of body and mind will vanish...
Quote #4655
The universe is change; our life is what our thoughts make it.
Quote #30359
Nothing is beautiful, only man on this piece of navety rests all aesthetics, it...
Quote #8623
The road to hell is paved with adverbs.