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Each handicap is like a hurdle in a steeplechase, and when you ride up...
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The way he’s swinging the bat, he won’t get a hit until the 20th...
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I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy –...
Quote #24843
It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
Quote #1656
When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber.
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In order to find a good quotation in a dictionary of humorous quotations, I...
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No one would talk much in society, if he knew how often he misunderstood...
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I was working in a parking lot, which is a great place to learn...
Quote #8042
We have to believe in free will. We?ve got no choice.
Quote #34581
I have been truthful all along the way. The truth is more interesting, and...