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‘Tis a sharp medicine, but it will cure all that ails you. — last...
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All marriages are mixed marriages.
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If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people...
Quote #10763
The first rule to tinkering is to save all the parts.
Quote #2242
Democracy is the art of running the circus from the monkey cage.
Quote #13019
I drink to make other people seem more interesting.
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In the past decade or so, the women’s magazines have taken to running home-handyperson...
Quote #17976
I have gained this by philosophy that I do without being commanded what others...
Quote #9660
To punish me for my contempt for authority, fate made me an authority myself.
Quote #7424
I approach these questions unwillingly, as they are sore subjects, but no cure can...