Quote #28169
I think a good gift for the president would be a chocolate revolver. And...
Quote #1824
Democracy: The substitution of election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt...
Quote #9341
Be life long or short, its completeness depends on what it was lived for.
Quote #25887
I think that we have created a new kind of person in a way....
Quote #27000
I’ll play it first and tell you what it is later.
Quote #10906
Well, the telling of jokes is an art of its own, and it always...
Quote #29042
I’ve put in so many enigmas and puzzles that it will keep the professors...
Quote #29631
Colleges don’t make fools. They only develop them.
Quote #13338
Some things you do because you want to. Some things you do because of...
Quote #15958
One of the sublimest things in the world is plain truth.