Quote #30798
The sinning is the best part of repentance.
Quote #3683
Confusion is a word we have invented for an order which is not understood.
Quote #5147
Conceal a flaw, and the world will imagine the worst.
Quote #25439
You wake up in the morning, and your purse is magically filled with twenty-four...
Quote #26450
The more one works, the more willing one is to work.
Quote #31803
Be not astonished at new ideas for it is well known to you that...
Quote #4157
It is entirely seemly for a young man killed in battle to lie mangled...
Quote #26715
The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
Quote #30574
My opponent called me a cream puff. … Well, I rushed out and got...
Quote #33594
The trouble with normal is it always gets worse.