Quote #3132
A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with...
Quote #540
No nice men are good at getting taxis.
Quote #27106
We believe at once in evil, we only believe in good upon reflection. Is...
Quote #9964
I know three things will never be believed-the true, the probable, and the logical.
Quote #22133
An intellectual hate is the worst.
Quote #25415
Happy the man who, like Ulysses, has made a fine voyage, or has won...
Quote #19608
The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch...
Quote #20731
Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else’s opinions, their lives a...
Quote #33216
Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates… When...
Quote #5829
Great wits are sure to madness near allied And thin partitions do their bounds...