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Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself...
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When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath...
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Do not wait for extraordinary circumstances to do good try to use ordinary situations.
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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If you’re robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it’s...
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To the dull mind all nature is leaden. To the illumined mind the whole...
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the...
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All credibility, all good conscience, all evidence of truth come only from the senses.
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If all the year were playing holidays, To sport would be as tedious as...
Quote #19091
Don’t be so humble – you are not that great.