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In order that all men may be taught to speak truth, it is necessary...
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The Kennedy organization doesn’t run, it purrs.
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If Rosa Parks had taken a poll before she sat down in the bus...
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I often say of George Washington that he was one of the few in...
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There was a young man of Dundoo, Whose limericks stopped at line 2.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you; Weep and you weep alone; For the...
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Money There’s nothing in the world so demoralizing as money.
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Youth cannot know how age thinks and feels. But old men are guilty if...
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There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
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I wish everybody would have to have an electric thing implanted in our heads...