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Jury: a group of twelve men who, having lied to the judge about their...
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Make the most of your regrets. . . . To regret deeply is to...
Quote #22378
We are punished by our sins, not for them.
Quote #14783
Society is now one polished horde, — Formed of two mighty tribes, the Bores...
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If there’s ever an amusement park called Bag World, I bet it would really...
Quote #4301
The descent to Hades is the same from every place.
Quote #7830
Computers are incredibly fast, accurate, and stupid. Human beings are incredibly slow, inaccurate, and...
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I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades...
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It is surprising what a man can do when he has to, and how...
Quote #22577
A councilor ought not to sleep the whole night through, a man to whom...