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Life is a joke. The only way to survive it is to find the...
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Every action of our lives touches on some chord that will vibrate in eternity.
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A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and...
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Do not confuse motion and progress. A rocking horse keeps moving but does not...
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It is to be remarked that a good many people are born curiously unfitted...
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I have seen the hippopotamus, both asleep and awake; and I can assure you...
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I cannot expect to perform the task with equal ability and success.
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The unexamined life is not worth living for man.
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When you choose the lesser of two evils, always remember that it is still...
Quote #24906
Acting childish seems to come naturally, but acting like an adult, no matter how...