Quote #3744
He is one of those peple who would be enormously improved by death
Quote #26106
Husbands are awkward things to deal with even keeping them in hot water will...
Quote #22005
Never, never rest contented with any circle of ideas, but always be certain that...
Quote #3288
Government expands to absorb revenue – and then some.
Quote #2660
In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford....
Quote #3689
I see music as the augmentation of a split second of time.
Quote #107
Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Quote #34784
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Quote #6253
Living well is the best revenge.
Quote #28392
I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to...