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Eventually, alas, I realized the main purpose of buying cocaine is to run out...
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Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
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The computing field is always in need of new cliches.
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If you don’t learn to laugh at troubles, you won’t have anything to laugh...
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Man, unlike any other thing organic or inorganic in the universe, grows beyond his...
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Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value...
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The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly...
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